So weird things happen in email sometimes that lead to hilarious things--and yesterday my coworkers and I got off on a random tangent of haiku writing. Then I posted it to Twitter and said I'd take requests. I got four.
On Baby Feet:
Scamper about you
Little toes curled and happy
Covered in vomit
On Elephant Ears:
Giant, round and grey
They hear the roars of lions
But can't run away
On Staples:
My Swingline is best
Binding makes me quite angry
I could burn this place
On Malbec:
French grapes make great wine
Argentina found this true
Nazis drink it up
I was quite amused writing them. I managed to make a great Mike Judge reference, WWII escapee reference through wine of all things, and even one that was intentionally a little profound. You want me to write for you now. I can tell. I promise I'll only be offensive if given expressed permission.
I'll write a few more if I get another topic suggestion in the comments. The more obscure the topic, the more fun it will be.
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